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Pointed out by HFOA.

Dear H.F.O.A.,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscopes don't match. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbour, Martin, as a memory. You should also know that I feel sick when I think of eggplant-fetishism.

Your everlasting enemy,
  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: The wind. In the trees. Yeah.
  • Reading: Good Omens
  • Playing: Battle for Wesnoth


United Kingdom
Current Residence: London, England
Favourite genre of music: Alternative. I'm specific!
Operating System: Mac OS X
Shell of choice: Bash
Personal Quote: [something witty]

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the-placebo-effect Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2010
run, run while you can. can't catch me 'cause...well...just 'cause you can't. I can crawl through air vents, you see.
MezraStorm Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2009
I'm curious as to why you took down all your art? It was beautiful. :(
Rezzle Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2009
I get the feeling you're confusing me with another of our Lusternian colleagues. Seriously, I don't think I've ever actually removed anything from this account.
MezraStorm Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2009
Oops! It appears I have. Hrm, the person I was thinking of was someone that I knew from Achaea too. Sorry, I'm slow.
Rezzle Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2009
Heh, not a problem. Happens to all of us.
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