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Pointed out by HFOA.

Dear H.F.O.A.,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscopes don't match. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbour, Martin, as a memory. You should also know that I feel sick when I think of eggplant-fetishism.

Your everlasting enemy,
Rezzle
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1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
I'll assume that the question intends me to write the line here:
He frowned at the Beretta. The Americans had


2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
A bookshelf. Specifically, the reference shelf.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Doc Martin

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
12:45

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
Huh. 12:49.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Someone outside with a hedge trimmer.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Went down to the Apple Store because my mum's laptop was having an existential crisis.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My dA message centre, funnily enough.

9. What are you wearing?
Why are you asking?

10. Did you dream last night?
Not memorably.

11. When did you last laugh?
A little while ago.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Paint.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Stars. I hit my head on a cupboard.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Uninteresting.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Hancock. I wouldn't recommend it.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A state-of-the-art computer system. And an iPhone. And a lot of books. No actually, I'd just by Waterstones.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I got a haircut on the 29th.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd make humans in general more sensible.

19. Do you like to dance?
Not really.

20. George Bush:
Is not the best President the US could ask for. And got in on a technicality.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Erm...

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Erm...

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Probably not. A second home in Greece or Ireland or Israel maybe, but I'm a Londoner born and raised.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
(muttering)"Cheeky bugger" (out loud)"Meh, you've been a nice guy, come on in."
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Tagged by :iconginjon-leprechaun:. Let's get this over with.

Rules:
1) Write these rules again.
2) answer the questions.
3) Be truthfull.
4) Tag 3 other deviants. <-- I've made my policy on this part quite clear already.


1) If music was outlawed, what would you do?
Wonder how anyone could possibly vote someone that thick into power.

2)Ninjas VS Pirates. Who would win?
Well, ninjas would be able to kill the pirates, but the pirate's ghosts would follow the ninjas around singing drinking songs until they did sepukku just to get rid of the voices.


3)You're preggy! (guys too) What do you do?
Wake up.

4)Boxors or breifs?
Boxers,

5) Zombies flood the streets. What do you do?
Collaborate with my online buddies to find an effective way to kill them (properly) and then execute the plan. And the zombies. Properly.

6) Your worst enemy just confessed thier love to you. How do you react?
Say "Of course you do" and walk off. Even if they were telling the truth, if they've done something bad enough to become my worst enemy, they can stuff it.

[quesiton removed because it was dupicate of #5]

7) Who's on yer speed dial?
Nobody. There's no single number I use often enough for it to be of much use.

8) Cake or death?
The cake is a lie. But I'll take it anyway, thanks. Mm, icing.

9) Cheese?
Yes please.

10) What do you drive?
A pair of feet. Damn useful buggers.

11) A random clown hugs you. What do you do?
Go home and try to wash the greasepaint off my shirt.

12) Chaaaarrrllliee?
Give back my kidney, damnit!

13) you find a wallet full of money..what do you do?
Give most of it to charity, and keep a 10% finder's fee.

14) what is yer favorite quote?
"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
-Isaac Asimov

15) what do you do when you get borred?
TV. Books. Gaming. Whatever's closest. [Stolen from GJ-L]

16) Hic-cough-burp-up?
...Indeed.


17) What is your greatest fear?
Either blindness, or a noticable drop in IQ. I can't decide which.

18) Favorite food?
...Something with cheese... And potatoes... Possibly pasta as well...
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Given that the thing :iconhouse-full-of-aces: tagged me for is actually not particularly horrible, I'll do it.

Essentially, I have to list eight utterly random things about myself.

1) Stupid questions drive me round the bend.
2) My greatest fear is probably becoming blind. As in properly blind, not just myopia.
3) I like mashed potato sandwiches.
4) I think football is overrated.
5) I tend to overanalyse situations.
6) I have a useful ability to extrapolate a lot of things from a small amount of knowledge, thus allowing me to sound like I know more about a subject than I actually do. Thankfully, the extrapolations are usually correct.
7) I play MUDs. (Look them up on Wikipedia if you don't already know)
8) When I was little I used to wonder why the penguins didn't fall off.
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Fine, :iconginjon-leprechaun:, I'll do the quiz. *grr*
YOUR BOY SIDE
(X)=Yes, ( )=No

( ) You love hoodies.
(It's a sweater, therefore it is heathen.)

(x) You love jeans
(I wear then regularly, if that counts.)

( ) Dogs are better than cats.
(Cats rule. End.)

( ) It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(Not hilarious. Its funny if it happens in an amusing way and they don't get too hurt. (Stolen from Ginjon))

(x) You've played with/against boys on a team.
(Um... Yes. I would say that not doing PE in mixed classes sort of obliges that this be ticked)

(x) Shopping is torture.
(Good grief yes, especially for clothes.)

( ) Sad movies suck.
(Not really.)

( ) You own an X-Box.
(Nope. If I did have one, I'm not sure I'd play much but Bioshock and The Orange Box)

(x) Played with Hot Wheel cars as a kid.
(I had a Scaelectrix set, if that counts. Oh and a set of little cars that used to be my dad's. :P)

( ) at some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(Not really, no.)

( ) You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
(Had a DS for a while. It broke, and I didn't get a new one.)

( ) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
(No, thankfully.)

( ) You watch sports on TV.
(Not into sport.)

( ) Gory movies are cool
(Not particularly)

(x) You go to your dad for advice.
(And my mom. They both give good advice. (Stolen from Ginjon))

( ) You own like a trillion baseball caps.
(No. Hats sort of come under the same section as sweaters.)

( ) You like going to football games.
(Never really got into football, or any sport.)

( ) You used to/do collect baseball cards.
(See two questions up)

(x) Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(Go baggy trousers! Im wearing some right now! (Stolen again))

( ) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(Why would it be?)

(x) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
(Blue, Black and Silver FTW.)

( ) you love to go crazy and not care what people think.
(I go crazy, yeah. But only among people who I know well and also go crazy at times.)

( ) Sports are fun.
(My "Sustained physical exertion-induced" asthma says no. Painfully. In my trachæa.)

(X) Talk with food in your mouth.
(Not much food, but yeah, I do.)

YOUR GIRL SIDE.

( ) You wear lip gloss.
(Um. No.)

( ) You love to shop
(No. I don't. Not at all.)

( ) You wear eyeliner.
(Same as above)

(X) You have some of the same shirts in different colors
(If totally plain, solid-colour shirts count...)

( ) You wear the color pink.
(Can't think of a single piece of clothing I own that has pink on it, actually. That white shirt I put in with the red trousers doesn't count.)

(x) Go to your mom for advice.
(And my dad.)

(x) You consider cheerleading a sport.
(The gymnastics part, yes. The waving pompoms and screaming part, not so much.)

(x) You hate wearing the color black.
(Black is the new black, seriously.)

( ) You like hanging out at the mall
(Get it away!)

( ) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
(...No.)

(x) You like wearing jewelry
(A watch. I only take it off to wash.)

( ) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
(Dot friggidy dot dot.)

( ) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
(For the umpteenth time, no!)

(X) You don't like the movie Star Wars.
(Well, the good parts outweigh the bad parts.)


( ) It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, ad put on make-up and accessories.
(From here on out, I'm not even going to bother saying no to these.)

( ) You smile a lot more than you should.
(When I 'm not smiling, I don't smile at all. But when I'm smiling, I usually smile a lot. But not all that much more than normal.)

( ) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
(-)

(x) You care about what you look like.
(I don't try to make my clothing stand out, and I don't try and fit in with the fashions. But I do my best not to look like an ass.)

( ) You like wearing dresses when you can.
(-)

( ) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
(Deoderant wasn't listed, so no.)

( ) You wear girl underwear.
(-)

( ) Used to play with dolls as little kid.
(I had an action figure with suction cups on his feet that I loved, but other than that, no.)

( ) Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
(-)

(X) Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
(My webcam has all kinds of cool effects you cal put onto them. So yeah.)

I tag nobody, because these quizzes are for the most part stupid.

And I ask that nobody tag me with anything unless I can do something interesting and creative with whatever I'm tagged with.
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