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Pointed out by HFOA.

Dear H.F.O.A.,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscopes don't match. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbour, Martin, as a memory. You should also know that I feel sick when I think of eggplant-fetishism.

Your everlasting enemy,
Rezzle
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Thank you very much for ruining our relationship I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING! (I know I sound gay soz ^^) Oh and John is critisizing me as well as correcting all my mistakes! THIS IS GETTING ANNOYING NOW JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T COMPLAIN THAT I PUT TWO00 MANY EXCL