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Dear H.F.O.A.,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscopes don't match. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbour, Martin, as a memory. You should also know that I feel sick when I think of eggplant-fetishism.

Your everlasting enemy,
Rezzle
  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: The wind. In the trees. Yeah.
  • Reading: Good Omens
  • Playing: Battle for Wesnoth
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House-full-of-Aces Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2008
Thank you very much for ruining our relationship I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING! (I know I sound gay soz ^^) Oh and John is critisizing me as well as correcting all my mistakes! THIS IS GETTING ANNOYING NOW JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T COMPLAIN THAT I PUT TWO00 MANY EXCL
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House-full-of-Aces Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2008
I am sorry for the mistakes Alex made in this. I battled with him long and for control of the keys. He apl
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House-full-of-Aces Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2008
He apologises for the mistakes he made and the way he wrestled for MY keyboard out of MY hands in MY house. *karate chops Alex in the windpipe*
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Ginjon-Leprechaun Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
This being from me and Alex, whos here sitting next to me. Say hello, Alex.
Alex: Hello Alex. ^^
Getting back to coherence... I will do this!!!
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